No one wants a sudden pocket rocket to cause ignorant, wandering eyes to view them as some kind of pervert.Luckily, a little know-how and maneuvering can help you keep your pants party hidden in pretty much any situation.This is the reason this show exists: so wildcard Katie can go freaking nuts. Date 1: When Keegan and Diane first greet each other nude it’s like the prom king and queen meeting to devirginize each other. Keegan even says awkward things like, “If I get turned on during this date, it could get awkward.” I suppose VH1 figures if these two norms can survive this level of awkwardness, they can survive anything, including spearfishing while naked. Let’s all take sharp three-pronged spears and jab them at things floating in murky water.But first, let’s meet last night’s lovelorn hopefuls: Diane, who seems plain old pretty nice and really normal. He’s shy and muscly, and readily admits that he would marry and impregnate a girl he met on the show. Keegan’s catch of the day is woefully small, and he says sadly, “He looked bigger under there, didn’t he?From her first moment, Katie lets that freak flag fly higher than any other.
“Shy” Keegan reveals that he is actually so shy he can’t really carry on a conversation.Think about her naked flesh, the curvature of her body, the wrinkles in her skin.Did you ever accidentally walk in on your parents doing it? Notice how your boner is shriveled up like a discarded gherkin? Where to use it: First dates and only first dates, when you want to make an impression, but don’t want to ruin it.The pair sit there totally nude, the silence punctuated only by Diane’s strained conversation-starters, i.e., “Oh, is your mom German?” Then they both give up and go straight to bed, hoping for a better tomorrow.In other words, a boner is a boner, an all or nothing event.