Horror internet dating stories

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hope you’re awesome and kickin’ some serious ass and meeting chicks online… Just don’t laugh too much, because…I was talking to an old friend recently, we were talking about “the good ol’ days”…

if you’re doin the right things, then I’m sure you are. before “the game”, before all the PUA products were out… Back when I first started to meet women online, like many guys, I was totally clueless…

No cell phone back then, so I was stranded out at the reservoir with a loser who clearly had no respect for me. There was a huge filthy mess of dishes in the kitchen, and a mountain of dirty laundry in the bedroom."You can start wherever you want," he said, and flicked on the TV.

I felt beyond "used." I had to give plasma so we could go on this crappy outing and then I got sick so he proceeded to drink all the beer! ) I was very naive and I felt so embarrassed for him, that he thought that this was even remotely close to acceptable human behavior, that I downplayed the whole event and tried to pretend it had never happened. When I asked what the h--- he meant, he replied that in India, the women do all the cleaning, so I'd better get started. I did a summer internship at a museum years ago when I was in college.

talked briefly on the phone and made plans to get together the following day. At this point, I’m still in my car, when the cell phone rings…

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She signs up for some internet dating sites and waits for the messages to come.

We got extra cash since it was the first visit for both of us and while I was there, my bed "won" the drawing and I received an extra .

I was so shocked by all this all I could do was sit frozen and hope it was a bad dream.

she looked really cute in her pictures, so I figured why not? (Keep in mind there’s a section of grass in dividing each row of cars.)As I’m walking towards her… Once she sees this happening, what does the beast do?

I’m emailing back and forth with this girl I found on Match… she’s parked 2 rows away from me, so I start walking over. I see this chick getting out of the car and I shit you not, this chick was EASILY pushing 200 lbs… and whats worse, she looked NOTHING like the girl I was supposed to meet…In fact, she looked like she might have EATEN the chick I was supposed to meet. So I did what any normal guy would do…I fucking ran. Yup, I quickly turned around and started hauling ass back to my car as fast as humanly possible. sometimes instinct takes over and you gotta do what you gotta do 🙂Dave sees very fat girl – Dave runs.simple as that.

Once we got out in the sun at the reservoir, drank the beer, and ate the sandwich, I proceeded to feel sicker than I have ever felt before and throw up all over the beach. There were many men from all over the world at the U.

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